Listen, I realize everyone has their own ways to deal with tragedy. I’m definitely not one to say “this is not time to politicize.” Everything is political and everything that happens within our government has an impact on how we live with our every day lives. For example, it is most definitely…
The difference between these fuckheads and myself is that when I thought of a “tornado control” joke, I kept my fucking mouth shut.
nO NO NO NO NO
I DO NOT CARE IF LEO IS JAY GATSBY
THE COVER OF THE GREAT GATSBY IS A CITY SKYLINE WITH CREEPY FUCKING EYES OVERHEAD
A COVER FULL OF SYMBOLISM FOR A BOOK FULL OF SYMBOLISM
FUCK MARKETING CAMPAIGNS
SRSLY
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via iguanamouth)
That’s right! Except you forgot Delaware in between those two! Rhode Island, Delaware and Minnesota, ALL WITHIN ONE MONTH, have passed bills bringing marriage equality to their state. We’re up 12 states now. 12!
And homophobes, seeing that they are losing, are getting louder and louder…
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Bang! You’re Dead. (1961)
An important and chilling lesson about gun safety.
My wife dared me to quit coffee for a week. I agreed to do it. I drink black coffee without cream or sugar all day every day. It has no energizing effect for me; I could literally drink a pot and go directly to sleep. I’m simply addicted. If I don’t drink it I get mad.
My plan is to exercise more…
Not trying to prove a point, but just sayin’:
When a resident that I see weekly…
- a staunch Republican who claims to vote straight ticket every election;
- who watches Fox News every day;
- who writes deeply disturbing things about the President, of which he has notebooks full, of which I’ve only seen a handful of pages;
- and who literally has half a brain after losing the other half in an accident while working on his airplane engine in the mid 1980s
…if that resident can look me in the eye and say, without a hint of irony or sarcasm, “I think this Benghazi thing has been blown out of proportion”…
… maybe we should take a step back and rethink this.



